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Short Bus Slaughter Bus

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Amputation Addiction

3

Needle Dick

4

There's A Part Of Me That Wants To Cut You

5

My Neighbor's Tattoo Is Similar To The One On Your Vagina

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Smeared Your Ass

7

The Zombie At The Party Was Me

8

Ass Eaten By An Anaconda

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Feeding You Yourself

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Length And Girth

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Mcprefeces

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David Hasselhoff Has A Drinking Problem

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Trapped In A Car

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Mexican Jumping Bean Enema

15

I Gave Your Mom Hip Dysplasia

16

Wtfwjd?

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Soap Dropper

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Up In Your Guts

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Special Olympics Pole Vaulter

20

Can I Ride Your Daughter's Bike?

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You Have A Poor Credit Rating

22

Your Mom Is In A Coma

23

Yorkie Attack

24

She Slipped In The Shower, Attending To Her Needs

25

No One Came To Your Yard Sale

26

Meat Curtain Strangulation

27

My Red Rocket Awaits You

28

My Mom Says I Can't Get Wet In These Clothes

29

Anally Raped With Megatron

30

Sandblast My Ass Master

31

Your Ass Smells Like A Frathouse, You Smell Like A Frathouse

32

Sausage Party Foul

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Paralyzed From The Waist Up

34

3rd Degree Indian Burns

35

Girth And Length

36

I Have A Hispanic Cousin By Marriage

37

Dryer Sheet Massacre

38

An Uncomfortable Amount Of Zombies

39

Bleached Body In A Toilet

40

Your Hymen Was Pathetic

41

Feel Like Rotten

42

Fresh Young Girl Waits For Your Call

43

Ass Grabbing Fred From Marketing

44

Hillbilly Reacharound

45

I Precum Blood

46

A Meal Made From A Man's Face

47

Fat Kid On A Pony

48

Is This Milk Still Good?

49

Size 13 Jelly Shoe

50

Underplayed

51

This Toilet Paper Is Shitty

52

Put Your Foot On My Hip And Push Off Dude

53

I Just Sat In A Creamsicle

54

Gobble Like A Pelican

55

Foreigh Object Distruction

56

I Always Knew I Was Into Bestiality But I Never Knew I Was A Necrophiliac Until My Dog Died

57

When The River Runs Red Take The Dirt Road

58

Face In Debris

59

Nelson Twin Sandwich

60

It Was As If His Ass Threw Up

61

This Ass Tastes Like It's Never Been Used

62

You Have Diabetes

63

Breaking The Anal Hymen (Assgasm)

64

Butthole Barbarian

65

Dude, You're Amazing

66

Ballerina Battlearena

67

Sorry, I Didn't Know I Was Having Butt Sex

68

Olsen Twin Sandwich

69

Grandpa's Stories

70

Penis Bender

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That's Not Soon Enough

72

Pearl Jam Status

73

Jesus Whipapple