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Act 1 Scene 1

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Ruth: "That's Right Edith."

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Edith: "Your Cigarette Case, Sir"

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Charles: "Well to Begin with..."

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Charles: "That's Probably the Bradmans."

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Edith: "DR. And Mrs Bradman."

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Madame Arcati: "I've Leant My Bike..."

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Ruth: "I Expect It's Dreadfully Ignorant of Me Not to Know..."

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Act 1 Scene 2

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Ruth: "How Very Wise"

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Madame Arcati: "Little Tommy Tucker..."

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Madame Arcati: "Will You All Sit Round the Table..."

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Madame Arcati: "Is There Anyone There?..."

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Madame Arcati: "Little Tommy Tucker"

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Charles: "I Can't Bear This for Another Minute."

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Ruth: "Oh Dear! Oh Dear! "

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Ruth: "I Suddenly Felt a Draught..."

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Ruth: "Well Darling?"

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Elvira: "That Was One of the Most Enjoyable..."

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Act 2 Scene 1

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Charles: "Once and for All Ruth,..."

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Edith: "Can I Clear Please'm?"

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Elvira: "You've Absolutely Ruined That Border By the Sundial."

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Charles: "Ruth, You See That Bowl of Flowers on the Piano?"

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Act 2 Scene 2

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Madame Arcati: "Capital, Capital..."

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Charles: "What on Earth Was Madame Arcati Doing Here?"

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Charles: "Ruth..."

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Act 2 Scene 3

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Dr Bradman: "Nothing to Worry About Mrs. Condomine..."

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Dr Bradman: "Ah Charles, How Does It Feel?"

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Ruth: "You Really Are Infuriating, Elvira."

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Charles: "Look Out! "

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Charles: "There Now."

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Act 3 Scene 1

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Elvira: "Charles! "

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Elvira: "How Good Is She Really?"

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Charles: "Madame Arcati, Would You Please Come in Now?"

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Madame Arcati: "Ghostly Spectre..."

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Act 3 Scene 2

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Charles: "Have You Any Suggestions?"

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Ruth: "Do Concentrate, Elvira, and Keep Still."

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Ruth: "I Believe It's Going to Work,..."

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Charles: "Ruth, Elvira, Are You There?"