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Decadence Is Freedom with a Smile

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I Bet She Gives Great Helmet

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I Don't Cheat, I Get Results

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Fool Me Once, Strike One, Fool Me Twice, Strike Three

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Do Re Egon

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Chuck Norris Jokes Aren't Funny Anymore

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Anyone Who Hates John Hinckley Doesn't Understand True Love

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Your Mom Doesn't Count as a Fan Jesse

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Being Brave Usually Means Having Your Adult Teeth Knocked Right

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Pull a Fievel and Go West

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I Drink to Prepare for a Fight (Tonight I'm Very Prepared)