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Intro: I Still Say Regret Instruction Manual Issue 2 Was My Best Album And I Wish It Wasn't So Overlooked.

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And If I Had No Real Job And No Mortgage Payment, Maybe I Could Also Sit Around Making Music All Day And Have A Release Every Ot

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I've Really Lost It Because This Sh*t Is Starting To Sound Like A Washed-up, Half-*ssed Fatboy Slim Ripoff With A Twelve Year Ol

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An Open Letter To The Underground, Those Who Review It And Those Who Use It As A Symbol Of Their Individuality.

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I Will Make Up For A Lifetime Of F*cking Chicks Poorly By Having The Most Diverse CD Collection In The World.

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Pointing Out Your Elitist Superiority Complex Through Your Track Titles.

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To Clarify, The Only Thing I Gained From This Relationship Was 15 Lbs.

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Legacy Of Strech Marks, The.

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First Chance I Get I Am Licensing This Track To A Car Commercial Or Video Game, So F*ck You And Your No Sell Out Anti-Establishm

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Making Songs About Drinking Is Something Very Original And I Think It Will Expand My Musical Horizons Since I Have Never Made On

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A Funny Sample And A Bad Guitar Loop Do Not A Song Make.

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Dear ______, Thank You For Attempting To Never Talk To Me Again.

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Someday You Are Going To Have A Party, And I Will Make A Point To Come Poop All Over It So You Can Know How It Feels.

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Please Don't Stand Behind Me And Make Those Stupid Noises With Your Mouth That You Seem To Think Indicate To Me That You Are Thi

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Soundtrack For Nonexistent/Imaginary Midwest Underground Hardcore Electronic Scene.

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Outro: Close Enough Only Counts In Horseshoes And My Music, And Could I Get Anymore Self Rightious?