1

Introduction

2

My Ugly Wife

3

Poem, A

4

Voting

5

Roadrunner

6

Paratrooper

7

Drinking & Driving

8

Electric Chair

9

Fighting Midgets

10

Parking It in the Park

11

Cannibals

12

Chick in the Bar

13

Oh George

14

French Girl

15

You Moved

16

Almond Joy

17

Rich Girl, Poor Girl

18

Triplets

19

Boss

20

Boy

21

Thanksgiving Pussy

22

Color Matters

23

Kkk Wizard

24

Dressmakers

25

Fugg Soap

26

Snot

27

Licking Ice Cream

28

Virgin

29

Wahoo

30

Nurse Treatment

31

Bras & Shorts

32

Manishevitz Wine

33

Sheep in the Fence

34

Crocodile Hunting

35

Chains

36

That's My Wife

37

Tiger's Lips

38

Dairy Queen

39

Baldness

40

Farmers' Costume Trek

41

Meat & Fish

42

My Dick

43

Snake Bite

44

600 Legs & Cherry

45

Preacher & The Lion, The

46

Preacher's Wife, The

47

Costume Party I & II

48

Confucius I

49

Confucius II

50

World War III

51

Two Fives For a Ten

52

Tarzan

53

Redd Foxx International

54

Mop Bucket

55

Pregnant Man

56

World War II

57

Poem to Women, A

58

Confucius IV

59

I Love England

60

Railroad Track

61

Early Bird

62

Pancho Villa

63

Long Island Duck

64

LBJ

65

Farmer's Daughter

66

Furniture Business

67

My Front Door Is Open

68

Mary

69

Lady on a Bus

70

I've Been Raped

71

Drinkin'

72

No Lickety Split

73

Canary

74

Brass Nuts

75

Screwing the Boss

76

Prejudice in the Movies

77

No Clothes

78

Newlyweds

79

Raffle Win

80

Copy & The Waitress, The

81

Pussy Face

82

My Dick II

83

Teflon & Vaseline

84

Fukawi Indians

85

Hobo in New York

86

Elevator Operator

87

Congo

88

In the Bar

89

Greek/French

90

Horse Manure to Go

91

Eyebrows

92

Confucius II

93

Little Red Riding Hood

94

Ham & Eggs

95

Mexican Speed Bump

96

Black Cats

97

House of Ill Repute

98

Closing